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Intya Junior Member United Kingdom 462 Posts	Posted - 09/29/2001 : 13:25:26 here we are then... this should provide a little service of some description... we've had a suicidal dude on the forums (thought about it, tried it, FFS DON'T DO IT) and we've had someone asking for advice on the fairer sex... so i present for your perusal an agony aunt (in drag) column for all you angst ridden teens/people out there... let off steam, ask advice have a moan about something, just do it... im on the forums most days at some point and i'll strive to help, but my agony uncle dexter over there *points at dexter who got the "uncle" job will also be and if anyone writes p2p here they're gonna get a plikslapping "watch me dance!" Mafia Guild Pimp Usually found nekkid & streaking "I have lost the will to live, simply nothing more to give... There is nothing more for me, need the end to set me free..."
Dexter Average Member United Kingdom 635 Posts	Posted - 09/29/2001 : 13:29:18 nice to be with you Intya :) (remembers the series "a young persons guide to becoming a rock star" when they went on a saturday morning TV show with an agony uncle... (who happened to be timmy mallet, heehee) anyways, i was thinking it'd be cool if we had our own forum and we were moderators (keeps dreaming... mmm...) but it'd be an excellent idea! it'd keep a lot of crap off the main boards and dump it on us! heehee WOOOOO Bodyform, Bodyform for YOU!
jehutey Average Member United Kingdom 891 Posts	Posted - 09/29/2001 : 13:32:05 I thought u were joking... and I wasn't suicidal, just very depressed! and how do u PK urself for writing 2? lol. Anyway, for all u people reading, this guy is a miricale worker! and dexter is more of an agony dude. It starts with... One thing, I don't know why, It doesn't even matter how hard you try, Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme, To explain in due time all i know. Time is a valuble thing, Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings, Watch it count down to the end of the day, The clock ticks life away, Its so unreal. Didn't look out below, Watch time go right out the window, Trying to hold on, But didn't even know, Wasted it all just to watch you go. I kept everything inside and even though I tried, It all fell apart. What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when; I tried so hard, And got so far, But in the end, It doesn't even matter. I had to fall, To loose it all, But in the end, It doesn't even matter. One thing, I don't know why, It doesn't even matter how hard you try, Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme, To remind myself how hard i tried. In spite of the way you were mocking me, Acting lke i was part of your property, Remembering all the times you fought with me, I'm suprised it got so far. Things aren't the way they were before, You wouldn't even recognise me anymore, Not that you knew me back then, But it all comes back to me in the end. You kept everything inside and even though I tried, It all fell apart. What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when ; I tried so hard, And got so far, But in the end, It doesn't even matter. I had to fall, To loose it all, But in the end, It doesn't even matter. I put my trust in you, Pushed as far as I can go, And for all this, There's only one thing you should know: I put my trust in you, Pushed as far as I can go, And for all this, There's only one thing you should know; I tried so hard, And got so far, But in the end, It doesn't even matter. I had to fall, To loose it all, But in the end, It doesn't even matter. Thats my huge motto. THANKYOU AND GOODNIGHT! Nebula, Chief Children of the Phoenix http://childrenofthephoenix.homestead.com "Time is a valuble thing, Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings, Watch it count down to the end of the day, The clock ticks life away, I'ts so unreal."
Intya Junior Member United Kingdom 462 Posts	Posted - 09/29/2001 : 13:32:47 m-m-m-mods? g-g-g-gold stars?!?!! does homer floor dance woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop yeah the keep dreaming bit sounds right... never remember that rock star thing, though young people and timmy mallet sounds a bit suspect "watch me dance!" Mafia Guild Pimp Usually found nekkid & streaking "I have lost the will to live, simply nothing more to give... There is nothing more for me, need the end to set me free..."
Intya Junior Member United Kingdom 462 Posts	Posted - 09/29/2001 : 13:34:54 nah m8 we know you weren't suicidal, but there was a guy on here who started a topic (search for "last words of a suicidal teen") about it... and he did get a fair bit of help... so if anyone that replied to that is reading this, feel free to help here when you can "watch me dance!" Mafia Guild Pimp Usually found nekkid & streaking "I have lost the will to live, simply nothing more to give... There is nothing more for me, need the end to set me free..."
jehutey Average Member United Kingdom 891 Posts	Posted - 09/29/2001 : 13:35:43 remember who's idea it was... Nebula, Chief Children of the Phoenix http://childrenofthephoenix.homestead.com "Time is a valuble thing, Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings, Watch it count down to the end of the day, The clock ticks life away, I'ts so unreal."
Dexter Average Member United Kingdom 635 Posts	Posted - 09/29/2001 : 13:37:35 dude! the homer floor dance rules! i did that in an RE lesson back in the days once.... and i got expelled! LOL god damn hilarious tho... and no, i didnt have ANY reason for doing it... and basically, the timmy mallet thing, he was on this program as an agony uncle(it was a kind of comedy series thing) and basically, one of the band members joined him for the day, but the band are scottish... and this kid rang up saying he didnt like his teacher etc... so this guy asked him if he'd like his teacher knee capped :) heehee very funny WOOOOO Bodyform, Bodyform for YOU!
Intya Junior Member United Kingdom 462 Posts	Posted - 09/29/2001 : 13:37:45 dexter the don's idea "watch me dance!" Mafia Guild Pimp Usually found nekkid & streaking "I have lost the will to live, simply nothing more to give... There is nothing more for me, need the end to set me free..."
jehutey Average Member United Kingdom 891 Posts	Posted - 09/29/2001 : 13:39:01 hmmmmmmmmmm Nebula, Chief Children of the Phoenix http://childrenofthephoenix.homestead.com "Time is a valuble thing, Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings, Watch it count down to the end of the day, The clock ticks life away, I'ts so unreal."
jehutey Average Member United Kingdom 891 Posts	Posted - 09/29/2001 : 13:40:11 could i be a monkey uncle?? Nebula, Chief Children of the Phoenix http://childrenofthephoenix.homestead.com "Time is a valuble thing, Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings, Watch it count down to the end of the day, The clock ticks life away, I'ts so unreal."
Intya Junior Member United Kingdom 462 Posts	Posted - 09/29/2001 : 13:40:51 expelled for the floor dance? holy crap thats a strict school! try looking at the man who had snes and megadrive emulators running on the school network last year... and even after everyone else did it i still didn't get banned yeah i know emulations a bad thing, but still i was bored stupid in school, give me a break! lol i could name a few teachers i's like kneecapped & injured... me? grudge? never! "watch me dance!" Mafia Guild Pimp Usually found nekkid & streaking "I have lost the will to live, simply nothing more to give... There is nothing more for me, need the end to set me free..."
Intya Junior Member United Kingdom 462 Posts	Posted - 09/29/2001 : 13:42:12 yeah sure huh huh huh, spank the monkey, huh huh huh oh yeah and my profile pic now works ^_^ "watch me dance!" Mafia Guild Pimp Usually found nekkid & streaking "I have lost the will to live, simply nothing more to give... There is nothing more for me, need the end to set me free..."
Dexter Average Member United Kingdom 635 Posts	Posted - 09/29/2001 : 13:43:31 oops! forgot to mention it was during an exam... a bloody R.E. exam, god damn that was horrible... our school wasnt actually very strict at all... and lol, i got kicked out of college last year because i stole the welcome mat :P WOOOOO Bodyform, Bodyform for YOU!
jehutey Average Member United Kingdom 891 Posts	Posted - 09/29/2001 : 13:45:49 wow dexter, u like being kicked out of places. Intya, ur pic's not wrking Nebula, Chief Children of the Phoenix http://childrenofthephoenix.homestead.com "Time is a valuble thing, Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings, Watch it count down to the end of the day, The clock ticks life away, I'ts so unreal."
Intya Junior Member United Kingdom 462 Posts	Posted - 09/29/2001 : 13:47:52 lmfao!! an exam?! no wonder! ah man i wish i could've seen that! the welcome mat? why on jurai did you want the bloody welcome mat? dammit i'll have another shot at the pic... if it dont work then go to either http://profiles.yahoo.com/archer_risu http://profiles.yahoo.com/nicholas_dude_wolfwood "watch me dance!" Mafia Guild Pimp Usually found nekkid & streaking "I have lost the will to live, simply nothing more to give... There is nothing more for me, need the end to set me free..."
Dexter Average Member United Kingdom 635 Posts	Posted - 09/29/2001 : 14:03:19 jurai... mmm.... anime... WOOOOO Bodyform, Bodyform for YOU!
jehutey Average Member United Kingdom 891 Posts	Posted - 09/29/2001 : 14:05:02 right, lets get things rolling... ummmmmmm... My m8 fancies the same girl as me and i know she likes me. If he finds out that she likes me more than him he'll desert me. WHAT DO I DO??? Nebula, Chief Children of the Phoenix http://childrenofthephoenix.homestead.com "Time is a valuble thing, Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings, Watch it count down to the end of the day, The clock ticks life away, I'ts so unreal."
Smokers Cough Junior Member 177 Posts	Posted - 09/29/2001 : 14:07:25 Ive got a problem.Its some aunty is giving me agony. Plz help. Cough
Dexter Average Member United Kingdom 635 Posts	Posted - 09/29/2001 : 14:09:16 no, if he's your friend he wont desert you. the same thing happened to me, except i was the friend... and the girl we both fancied went for her, jsut go for it, he'll understand. if he doesnt he's crap. WOOOOO Bodyform, Bodyform for YOU!
jehutey Average Member United Kingdom 891 Posts	Posted - 09/29/2001 : 14:11:27 Proof of the wisdom Nebula, Chief Children of the Phoenix http://childrenofthephoenix.homestead.com "Time is a valuble thing, Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings, Watch it count down to the end of the day, The clock ticks life away, I'ts so unreal."
Dexter Average Member United Kingdom 635 Posts	Posted - 09/29/2001 : 14:16:30 what do u mean jehutey? WOOOOO Bodyform, Bodyform for YOU!
jehutey Average Member United Kingdom 891 Posts	Posted - 09/29/2001 : 14:19:13 i mean what i say. No i don't. I mean it proves u r good. Nebula, Chief Children of the Phoenix http://childrenofthephoenix.homestead.com "Time is a valuble thing, Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings, Watch it count down to the end of the day, The clock ticks life away, I'ts so unreal."
Dexter Average Member United Kingdom 635 Posts	Posted - 09/29/2001 : 14:21:30 aww gee thanks :) (LOL) WOOOOO Bodyform, Bodyform for YOU!
Dexter Average Member United Kingdom 635 Posts	Posted - 09/29/2001 : 14:27:39 anymore questions peeps? WOOOOO Bodyform, Bodyform for YOU!
Dexter Average Member United Kingdom 635 Posts	Posted - 09/29/2001 : 15:55:44 im back :) WOOOOO Bodyform, Bodyform for YOU!
dwinneys Junior Member United Kingdom 120 Posts	Posted - 09/29/2001 : 16:47:17 Sup intya. Umm i need advice,im like goin out to nite yeah so.... do i get drunk or very drunk? "mafia piss head" dwinney
Dexter Average Member United Kingdom 635 Posts	Posted - 09/29/2001 : 21:08:33 the only time u should stop is when u wake up on MONDAY in a hospital... WOOOOO Bodyform, Bodyform for YOU!
Dexter Average Member United Kingdom 635 Posts	Posted - 09/29/2001 : 23:54:19 erm, Claz, dont try stealing our business! but feel free to help us, this was our idea!! WOOOOO Bodyform, Bodyform for YOU!
Intya Junior Member United Kingdom 462 Posts	Posted - 09/30/2001 : 02:32:21 dwinney m8 you're a member of the mafia, VERY DRUNK! hey andy, maybe you could promote this has a problem solving type thing? i mean in the game regulations it states about how people play games to unwind and such... so if they're trying to unwind from other problems they could come here? be very appreciative m8 ^_^ "watch me dance!" Mafia Guild Pimp Usually found nekkid & streaking "I have lost the will to live, simply nothing more to give... There is nothing more for me, need the end to set me free..."
PsychoGoten Junior Member United Kingdom 288 Posts	Posted - 09/30/2001 : 05:59:55 LOL, Schoooooooooooool how i miss those days.. it was about 2 maybe 3 years ago me and my mate hacked the Head Comp and installed millions of games including Quake 1 maybe 2 dunno but in a welsh lesson we made our teacher take us to comp room to do "work" that was when we introduced him to Quake from then on for 2 week every Welsh lesson wed go to the computer room and play multy player with him, Then the Headmaster guy found out and well say bye bye to taht teacher, all becaus eof me bad really. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Next thing we were in the middle of a French exam i think maybe some kinda Science dunno, but the exam had started for 1 hour and teh teacher peopel were walkign round checkign peopel werent talkign ecct ect and they came to my table and said "why havnt you started yet" (i dunno what came over me, maybe wanted to show off) "Umm well i been tought b you for 3 years and ill liek to say your completly shlt at your job and you shoudl get teh blo0dy sack right now" That didnt go down to well with the other boss type people only got sussbended for a month damn how taht was heaven! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Geography Teacher WOW!!!! she was mint straight from the plant! it was break time and there was a small thin coridoor taht liek 500 peopel bardged through as the bell rang quite funny being 6ft+ and knockign them all well the Geography teacher was on her way 1 way and like 100 pewopke behind her then me and liek 300 peopel comeng the other way, and as i went past i slipped my hand up on to her breats and you know gropped in the sense, and she yelled like like wooohoooo " Pwy Naeth HUnna" (who did that) i got away with it and boy they were well good... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- lastly was the full on EVIL fight in clas There used to be a boy in me class that i disbised and needed 1 good reason to kick the shlt in to him, but wouldnt without a reason. There was also a girl in the clas taht hated him and knoew me well, we werent friends but she knew me. So she came up to me and wisperd in my ear that "Hywel" had said summin like " The day wouldnt brighten up if i didnt come to school" Im Ginger thats why it amkes sense So me being really abusive to anyone taht took the piss no matetr someoen i hated i lept from my chair pulled him up to his feet and said th usuall shlt "coem on/bring it/show me what you got ecte ct" next thing i felt a clip across my chin so i lay in to the kid after 3 or 3 hits he was on the floor, but them actually made a Ginger insult so i knelt over him and puched away at his face untill his nse was broken and tehre was a lotta blood on the floor, The teacher felt for me and didnt report to the headmaster so i didnt even get a susbntion fook im lucky ---------------------------------------------------------------------- there was also a tiem were i broke a kida arm in 3 places with a rugby tackle, but what ia ctually did was a "CripplerCrossFace" take down only wrestlign fans will understand that and the time of the food fight.... But hey lets not get in to it ---------------------------------------------------------------------- However i did have to see soem specail peopel to controll my temper it worked too, havnt fought in 3 years or so... welll except with my bro but thats understandable Strap in the electric chair!! Consciousness my only friend!!!!
Griever New Member United Kingdom 51 Posts	Posted - 09/30/2001 : 07:24:27 Gapes with open mouth "Power is not strength of muscle, but strength of the heart."