These rules will be enforced.
If there's a hint of trouble.....

if any of you so much as
passes gas in my direction,
it offends my delicate nasal passages...

Your testicles will become
my personal property.

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... well ok not all the time

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... Well ok only occasionally

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... Well OK only by accident and when they nick drops *sigh* why can't i be a cold blooded killer like DrGreen?

TAOIST PaulSBennett
WIZARD PaulBennett

sexyii

Would you **** Santa? I think I might, not cos of any physical or emotional attraction, but just for a story to tell the grandkids. Obviously it couldn't be one of those fake Santas, it'd have to be the real deal with a beard you can really grab hold of, otherwise you're just ****ing some fat ugly guy, and that sinks my boat in oh so many ways.

But due to the limit my sig is:

There is only one way to please a woman...........

If anyone ever finds out wat it is plz tell me

Chunder
HouseOfKeylah
ICQ 97024668

There is no emotion; there is peace.
There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
There is no passion; there is serenity.
There is no death; there is the Force.

www.jedireligion.com

Omnium Populorum Gallorum Belgae fortissimi sunt < <DarkJedi> Ceaser was clearly a cnut!

<DarkJedi> its my purpose in life to give you amusing quotes

Computer games don't affect kids. If Pacman affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music.

<JaJames> big bad scary ill <ill[afk]> clearly <ill[afk]> ur not talking about meh peepee though <ill[afk]> cuz u left out the words short and skiny

<Devo> Stick the penis in the warm hole! <Mistletoe> Not that warm hole!

<MaLiGNWaRLoCK> i like to masterbate in women underwear

<GavGull> if i had to eat a rat, i would learn the art of faking it ;) <shags> just ask ur girlfriend to teach you ;)

<De-Syn> i swear, if i was ghey, i would masturbate over him regularly

<De-Syn> and i spent the whole of today with my g/f <De-Syn> he is such a good pianist as well as guitarist

<DarkJedi> work ya way up to the fist n that<De-Syn> that surely hurts<DarkJedi> they have babies out of it fs :)<De-Syn> but they scream and they shout and they swear and they bleed when they have babies

<DarkJedi> if every woman that spurned me was a lezza etc.. <DarkJedi> there'd be no children

<GavGull-> you know you got mates when people start celebrating the loss of your virginity on the irc channel your in <bovril> one day we will be able to celebrate that day for H1TMAN.. <DarkJedi> nah <bovril> once i scrape together the money for a wh0re

Gravity is a myth, the earth sucks!

<De-Syn> i been told that she's dead like 20 times <Rids> Oh **** <Rids> Isnt that bint married to R Kelly <Rids> Hmm, now the question is... <Rids> Would you knob her corpse?

*** Obi-Wan|Sleeping is now known as Obi-Wan|Home <Ignis> Obi u dont
sleep at home? <Obi-Wan|Home> i got home from work fs

<De-Syn> client.dll is just gay <De-Syn> i ****ed on it cos it wouldn't help me <De-Syn> im so cool etc.

<bananana> steve.. get in the c alliance priv room so you can idle and say nothing like the rest of the people

* Volrath|deletin is [back]. Reason [deleting pron as porno is a waste of human body, its turns the act of sex from something intimate into something just too get off.]. Was away since 13:59:50 on 11/10/2001

Igniss
Lvl 29 Wizard
The Syndicate

10 lvl 30+ warriors are after GodsBodygaurd. They wanna put him in a mental hospital because of his rude behavior and because of his disfunctionel brain...

22 tao GodsBodygaurd
31 wiz Cviglio (sharing)

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does the winner get a prize?

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That's pretty clear....
Good.

clx

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Maxctran

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lol, I was just about to write that clx - You draw that yourself?

I don't owe you people a damn thing.

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hehe you like it ?

clx

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sorry every one... i win ... again :/
*G* it is such a hardship having such a nice sig
i have ppl stop and talk to me ingame saying...
" are you the clx from the boards with the cool sig?"
and it just makes my day that little bit better, so if you see me ingame say hi

clx

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      ==^==

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That's pretty clear....
Good.

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