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Intya
Average Member
United Kingdom
582 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2001 : 06:45:53
someone pointed me at this... sounds like lordcummings and his lot to me  http://home.dal.net/shrub/Adequacy_org%20%20Is%20Your%20Son%20a%20Computer%20Hacker.htm Phoenix - ImperiaLRegimE - Jurai Heir - Lv25 Taoist
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Kurruption
Starting Member
6 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2001 : 10:11:06
hrm, i've seen three sites so far with a link to this guys comments on hacking, proGens bbs, ro-world.com, and now this one. lol i laughed my ass of the first time i read that he thought "bonzi buddy" was some sort of hacking tool. oh, and if you were baggy pants and/or carry glow sticks around, your a hacker. He didint have a clue what he was typing about...  |
kharos
Junior Member
331 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2001 : 10:18:53
Concerned Parent.... Yeah gods it sounds like this git
permenantly looks over ya sholder and taked notes!!Wot drival Zbrite can be soo zdim, when skelly thinks 4 him
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Asmodean
Moderator
Finland
2932 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2001 : 11:56:50
OMFG! The writer of that article belongs to a small dark closet, he'd be very happy there.Think before you post... |
Adrynel
Junior Member
United Kingdom
174 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2001 : 12:02:02
I saw this a few days ago .. I can't really tell if it's serious or the writer is just being overly ironic.Some of the statements I find very hard to take seriously, especially ... quote:
If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking.
Taoist of the 24th Level - Adrynel 'n00b' Warrior (level 20) - QuickBlade - Fear my level 0 Slaying!
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TinyTim
Starting Member
USA
32 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2001 : 12:15:29
quote:
Excessive time spent on the computer, communicating with his fellow hackers may cause temporary damage to the eyes and brain, from the electromagnetic radiation. This will cause his marks to slip dramatically, particularly in difficult subjects such as Math, and Chemistry. In extreme cases, over-exposure to computer radiation can cause schizophrenia, meningitis and other psychological diseases. Also, the reduction in exercise may cause him to lose muscle mass, and even to start gaining weight. For the sake of your child's mental and physical health, you must put a stop to his hacking, and limit his computer time drastically.
o boy, am i in trouble....
 
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Orbb
Junior Member
Sweden
353 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2001 : 13:14:43
Err... it's quite obvious that this article is a joke, i laugh at the people thinking it's serious, writing angry comments on the site
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Aracanth
Starting Member
United Kingdom
21 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2001 : 13:24:30
Hey this guys onto something...... Hes got a point.......
NAHHHH
He forgot to add all LOM players are hackers.
We're all DOOMED Opinions are like bottoms, everybody's got one. |
Mampang
Junior Member
Reunion Island
130 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2001 : 13:39:46
The thing is obvious a joke which in itself is quite amusing, but what is by far funnier is ppl's reaction to the column thinking that it is real.And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name Mampang when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
kloke
New Member
United Kingdom
57 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2001 : 13:54:33
Incredible. I'm scared of hackers because they smell! Wot!? Kloke:
Dragon Server
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SeiferBlackSeeD
Senior Member
United Kingdom
1261 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2001 : 14:23:34
quote:
I attend their teen parties with them to ensure no drinking or alcohol is on the premises. I keep a fatherly eye on the CDs they listen to and the shows they watch, the company they keep and the books they read.
LOL imagine your at a rave and your dad comes along and say's "hey son hows it going" geez help his poor children if this is real ^_^' quote:
Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms.
lol lol lol lol ^_^' quote:
If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites.
guess we are all hackers -_^'
Level 28 Taoist.. "I'll Trap Ya You Animal"
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Godfather
Average Member
United Kingdom
644 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2001 : 14:36:01
1. Has your son asked you to change ISPs?
yeah i have.....so im a hacker?Are you finding programs on your computer that you don't remember installing?
installing ''he installs GCSE maths revision on his computer. So that makes him a hacker lol Has your child asked for new hardware?
''dad can we upgrade our PC a 486 is to slow'' OMG hes a hacker!!!!! Does your child read hacking manuals
i think thats a small sign, when your son askes if you can read him ''the guide to hacking'' before he goes to bed . Has your son radically changed his appearance?
yeah he wears a long black coat and calls himself Neo 10. Is your son struggling academically?
ok no pressure guys but if you dont get 10 A*'s your a internet theif
i think to say to that..........LOL
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SeiferBlackSeeD
Senior Member
United Kingdom
1261 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2001 : 14:42:37
quote:
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this reads..
I am a leet hacker. this article is the funnyist thing i have seen in a while. these christian fukers are mad funny too. i cant believe people actually believe this giberish. btw, you fuking lamer.. compaq uses mostly amd chips. you are all losers, each and every single one of you. i will hack you all, fuking lamers *showing of my l33t translating skills* now the point is thats the best "internet" talking i have seen in a long while you have to rate that geeza. somebody do better and ill give them a milkybar ^_^'
Level 28 Taoist.. "I'll Trap Ya You Animal"
FRANKEY - AxiomKnights.
Edited by - Seiferblackseed on 12/07/2001 14:45:00
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zagevent
Junior Member
Belgium
160 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2001 : 14:58:20
lol thats funny, im thinking he is a total newbie in pc's.
that was a good laughim the protector and helper of the dutch people
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Febbgamer
Average Member
United Kingdom
793 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2001 : 17:54:00
1) wot were u doing on that site in the first place to read itand
2)ROFLMAO!! the guy with the little guy:
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matty_uk88
Average Member
United Kingdom
523 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2001 : 18:07:07
i hate hackers and when im older(as im 13)i will not get my kids any hacker software and i will check for any hacker stuff 5 times a day1 last thing to say!!!! GO TO HELL YOU DAMN HACKERS!!!!! screen name:matthew
im a warrior
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phoenixflame
Junior Member
United Kingdom
193 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2001 : 18:16:04
there is a 98% chance this article is a joke.if not, there is a 100% chance this guy is a complete idiot. quote:
Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".
OMG, STOP HIM BEFORE HE WATCHES A FLASH CARTOON!!
Phoenixflame
Elite's very own Mr Laggy
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StealthAssassin
Senior Member
United Kingdom
1190 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2001 : 19:03:13
That article is an insult to legitimate programmers who use Perl. That article is a disgrace. If you kid spends more than 45 mins a day they are a hacker. They may be doing some difficult homework or the page might be large and takes a whlie to load!
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Kyrah
New Member
USA
54 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2001 : 22:32:37
Did ya'll read #8??
He can't even spell Linux or Unix correctly! "all versions of an illegal hacker operation system" He's speaking of Linux. Since when is Linux an illegal os?? LOL He couldn't even spell the guy's name correctly either.
What has this guy been smoking?
Kyrah
The Dragon Senate
Kyrah Dragon
Scarlet Phoenix
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The Undead Dragon King
Average Member
Norway
851 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2001 : 22:33:59
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!I`M A HACKER!!!!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!! I spend about 12-16 hours on the computer when I can, I run DOS programs and do this and that. I do a lot of things on my computer but mostly gaming.
Sure, I make and edit some programs and stuff but only for fun. Seems I`m a hacker then. *Mom comes storming in the room*
Mom: U are busted young man.
Me: For what?
Mom: For being a hacker.
Me: No I`m not.
Mom: Yes u are, I`ve read a very interresting article.
Me: So what? I`m not a hacker.
Mom: U do everything in the article so u are a hacker.
Me: ARGHHHHHHHHHHH, u stupid //%¤#&(¤#/.
Mom: U are grounded and banned from the computer young man.
Me: Oh man, it`s unfair. I`m no hacker.
Mom: Now go to ur room.
Me: But....
Mom: No but, go to ur room.
Geez.
Anyone experienced this?
If so ur mom is DAMN stupid.
ROFL.
SIGH, I`M A HACKER. THROW ME IN JAIL AND THROW AWAY THE KEY, I`M SO BAD.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Havoc will come to this world and I will lead it in it`s reign of chaos.* |
Revoloution Against LordCummings
Starting Member
9 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2001 : 22:55:51
LOL i luv this **** ive spent ages looking at replies and im sure a few of them must be cummings Ill get u u son of a bitch Cummings watch ur bak hahaha
Y did they make Dyslexia so hard to spell??? Join The Revoloution
Whos in???? that remark may comfuse lordcummings just ask ur concerned mum and she might tell u |
jehutey
Senior Member
United Kingdom
1488 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2001 : 23:57:42
ROFLMAO!!!as 4 u matty...stop takin everyfing so serously! To isolate my feelings is now the only way... |
Ashtray
Junior Member
Canada
111 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2001 : 00:09:07
Yea, this guys like "I caught my son looking at the internet options"
What a dumbass..Bl00p AshtrayZ-Lvl 19 Warrior “You gotta play the game if you wanna get the prize” |
pycho
Junior Member
United Kingdom
168 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2001 : 00:26:44
lol this guy is probably a hacker and is a schitso PYCHO
OVERLORD OF HOMAM
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Ceggy
Average Member
United Kingdom
606 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2001 : 02:00:39
I can't beleive noone in the forum has clicked on. Brady Bunch anyone? Although this is very cleverly written, (it had to be otherwise the hosting news site would not have published it. Nice one I say.
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lilazn2
Average Member
Canada
726 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2001 : 02:03:19
hackers???
damn hackersLive your life with joy and happiness each and every day! Always be thankful for living another day!
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Delusion
New Member
United Kingdom
73 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2001 : 03:26:16
and the prize for funniest and most illinformed anti hacker article goes to lol..the sites hilarious, shame its a sham nice one whoever wrote it...
ttfn
Delusion
Supporter of Fair Play in Mir
Stealing ideas from one person is plagiarism, stealing from many is research.
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LordNicoN
Senior Member
United Kingdom
1877 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2001 : 03:38:15
Hacking is not funny or clever - it's simply a way of life LOL @ That site - almost as bad as UK pisstake newspaper World News. LordNicoN
Taoist lvl-666
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JJRB
Average Member
United Kingdom
888 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2001 : 04:08:21
wow that's a kick in the nuts i'm a hacker FFS!quote:
Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".
no i have comet cursor and flash and i don't normally get involved in hacking activities. quote:
Most American families use trusted and responsible Internet Service Providers, such as AOL
AOL is ****e so is freeserve you get cut off ever 2-3 minutes it's just f ing anoying u want a use an internet company which is NOT used so you don't keep getting cut off. quote:
If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD"
i have the AMD athlon 1ghz, the reason a child would ask for this is because AMD cpu's are made for games and give much better graphics than a pentium. quote:
Computer hackers are often limited by conventional computer hardware. They may request "faster" video cards, and larger hard drives, or even more memory. If your son starts requesting these devices, it is possible that he has a legitimate need. You can best ensure that you are buying legal, trustworthy hardware by only buying replacement parts from your computer's manufacturer.
you want this because if you want alot of games on your computer you need alot of hard drive space so you can have more games and a faster video card try playing counter strike over the net without a 32mb graphics card it would be lagged to hell! quote:
5. How much time does your child spend using the computer each day?
me i would say about 20 ish hours cause i have no life quote:
6. Does your son use Quake?
no but i do play quake 2 on-line wtf this bloke is a drunk quote:
Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?
hmm i always thought this was server software made to STOP hacking. and finally quote:
If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands
lol what just because i wear stylish clothes now i'm a hacker? i read alot of the replies about insulting this guy and i think they are right you know he is a total spaz he is the dad from meet the parents. let me tell ya'll what it's like
being male, middle class and white
it's a bitch, if you don't believe
listen up to my new cd
sham on i got **** running through my brain
so intense that i can't explain
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LordNicoN
Senior Member
United Kingdom
1877 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2001 : 04:29:48
...the guy wants you to react this way - that's why he did it I dont think the person behind it is actually taking what they say serious lol The net can play cool mind games, just dont fall for it. But the article was funny as hell though and well worth a second look for nostalgia sake lol P.S. Hack da planet lol LordNicoN
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invader_Zig
Junior Member
224 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2001 : 04:32:57
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I will ahck!!!!!!!!11~~ looololoolo~~~ conmputer ahX0rs r often limited bby convent1onal copmuter ahedwar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 ahck tje palnnet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lolololololo... they may r3qUest "fastar' video cardS, and largger ahrd drives, ro even mroe m3mroy!!!!!! olooloolololo~~~ yifg yor spn starts requesting these devices, it si possible tjhat he Has a 7efgitimate need... YOU CAN EST ESUER THAT U R BUYING LEGAL, TRUSTWRoRHY AHRDWAR By ONLY BUTYING RREPALCEME|\|T PARTZ FORM YOURE COMUPTYERZ MANUFACTURAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~ if ur soN has request3 dA new portcesssro from a ocmpanytc alled amd, thi sis g3nuine cAuse fort a7arm!!!!!!!!11 amd si a third-world based dOmpa|\|y who maje inferior, "kno0r-off" copeis fo amarican processr ochips~~~~~~~ they us3 child l4br0 extensiv3ly in hteir third Wr07d sweatshhopz, a|\|d tehy deliber87y dis4bl;e teh seucrity efAtur3s th4t aamrican porcdessro m4kErz, usch As inteL, use t0 prevent haX0ring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~ loollolol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~ Amd chips ar enever s0ld uin stroes, and you will most liekly be told tyhAr u Ah\/e to r0der them for/\/\ interne sitez/ OLLO!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~~~ do not buy this chip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~ this is one r3quest hat ypou must Refuse yourE so, if i ar ti ahve any hope of raising h1m well, 4!!!!!!1~~~~~~ DoeX Y0R CHILD READ AHX0RING MANUALZ!?!?!?!?!?!?? i own j0o if u pay 70se att3ntion to your sons re4ding 4hbitS, as i do, you wil7 e 4Bl eto detErM1nre a gr8 deal about h1s opinoions nad hobbeis... chi7dren r at tehiR most Impressionable in the teenagey earz~~~~~~ oololl~~~ AMNY FATHER WHO HAS HAD A S3VEMNTEEN YEA 0LD DAUGHTAR ATTEMPT TOI SNAEK OUT ON A D8 WEARING MAkE UP AND PERFUME SI SELL AWR OF T3H EFFECT THAT IMPROP3R INFLUENCES CAN SAHVE O|\| INEXPEREiNCED MINDDZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!~ tehre ar, unfortuantely, m4ny haX0ring manualz aVaIlable in bookshopst pod4y THEIER Is A RATIO DONT RIPE M OFF cause urr lame afew titles to be 0n teh l0okout fro r:"s |\|ow crash' 4ndd 'cryptoomicon" by neqal stephesnon; 'neuormancer' by illiiam gibson; "pr0gramming wqith perl by tImothy o"rielly; "geeks" by jon katz; 'the haX0r craX0rdownm" by bruce sterling; "m1Croserfs" by douglas couplad; "haX0rs' by steven levy; and tehcatherdral and the baazar' By 4ric s AsHX0R YOUUUUuUU raYmO|\|d if you find ny of tjh3se 4hX0ri|\|g manua7z in y0u3 chid's possession, confisc4te the m1mmedi8ly.. you should ALdso pet1tion LocAl bookse7lers tpo remove twehse titlez dform their shelves~~~~~~ YOU MYA MET WITH SOME RESISTANCE A FIRST, BU EvE|\| BOOKSELERZ HAV3 TO BOW TO COMMuNITY PRESSRE!!!!!!!!!! 5. HOW MMUCH TIMWE DES Y0R CHILD DSEND UISNG TEJH COPUTRAR EACH DAY?!??!?!? olololollollolololo!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~ LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLO!!!!!!!!1 IF YOUR3 SON SPENDS MRODE THAN TH1RTY IMNUTEA EACH DAY ON TEH DOMPUTeR, HE MAY B EUSING 1T To DO SOTHER 7AMEDFZS SITES dos1ng involves gaiNing accesz to Teh "command pormpt" in other lA,mErZza machines, adn using it to tei up ivtal internet servcies!!!!!!!!!!!!!! th1s can take up to 1eght hourds~ if yoUre son is doing this, eh is brEaking thw law, adn yypou should stoP him immed1ate7y~~~ reh asfest poicy si to lim1 tyoure children"s acc3ss to the computer to as /\/\aximum oF FoRty-f1ve minutez eahc daY... 6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~ does ur sonu s equkae????? quake is an 0nline virtual rea7ityt use dby ahX0rs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~ it i sa popular meeting place and trai|\|ing ground, whare theyu discuss ahX0ring and trAin in teh use of vari0uz fir3amrz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~ many haX0rz de\/elop antIs-oci4l tendenceiz duet o teh us of this virtua7 world, snd it m4y caus arrztiC eha\/I0ur at home anD at scHool iuf your son is using quake, u shou7d make hime und3rstanD that this is nto acceptbale top ypou,,, u sjouild ensure a7l the firearms inm ur housea r car3ful7y loXOrEd away, and havE trigger loX0rs 1nstaled,, ypou should alSo bring urt cincernz to teh attention oF his school,,, 7// is ur on becomingfa rgum3ntartiVe and surly ni his soCial behvaiour?????? as a childe tn3rz th3 elect0rnci World f haX0ring, h3 may ebcmoe Disaff3cted with theeral world~~~~~~~ HEMA 7OS3 T3H ABIL1TY TO ONTFOL H1S ACTIONNZ ,RO JUDGE EH RIFGHTNESS RO WORNgNEsSO F A C0URS3 OF BHAVIOIr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 th1s will manif3st 1tself soonest in the waYh e ttreats 0therz!!!!!!!!11~~~~ tHose wHom he disagrees with will be met withs corn,b iutterness, and ev3n f0ul laNguagE,, come 2 my tfp h3 may uttar threatz of violence of a eral ro electroni nature. even when confrotned, youre son wil7 probably find 1t D1fficult to t4lk about this porblrem to u/ he wil7 porbaBly claim that tehrde is no porblem, and that u are imaigning things HACK YOUUuUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~ he may tell u that 1t si u whho has The poprblem,a nd you sHouLd baX0r off" ad "stoop smoth3ring hi/\/\/// O |\|OT ALL0W URSSELKF TO BE DECIEV3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~ you ar te honly chajnce you rson h4s, eVn if hed oesn"t umdeRstand the situaati0|\| he si in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~ Keep trying to get through to hi/\/\, no matter ho wmuch e retreats into h1mself~~ 8. is ur soon obsessed with 'lunix"?????????????? bsd, luNiX0r, debian and mandrake r all; versIons of an ilelggal ahX0r op4ration systEm, invented by a soVeit oc/\/\puterh0Xrr nam3d linyos torovoltoz, befroe the russiams ;l0sT the ocld sar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~ IT IS BASED ON A PORGRAM CALLEd X3NIX, WHICH WAS WRITTENB Y MICORSFT FOR THE UUZ GOVARNMENT,,, Tthese porGrmaz r used bY hsaX0raz to brak into oth3r d00dezs Computar systemZ t0 setal credit catrd nu,bers. oloololo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~ tehy may akso eb usaed ro br3ak into d00dzs Stereos t otse4l the1rm usic, usingt he mp3 program. troovoltos is a n0troiou shaX0r, responsbile for writing mnay ahXr0 prograMs, such as re7nte", which is UseD by hXa0rz to Conn3ct to machines on teh imntedrnet without using a relephone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~ oure son may try to insrall "luni" xon yor h4rd drive~~ iif he si careful, u maY nmot notice its preasejnce, hoiwevar, luniX0r is a caprici0uz beast, and if ahndled incorrectly, your son may d4maged ur comuptee, and evven break it oc/\/\pletely by deleting windows, at which poimnt y0u wiLl have to ahv3 tyOur co/\/\puter erpairde yb a professional!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~ IF YPOU SEE THE WROD 'LiLO DURING UR WINEDOWSS ST4RTUP (JUSR AFTAR U TURN THE MACHINE ON), YOR SOM H4S InSTALLKED LUNIX0R in order to getr id of it, you will ahve to sen dyorc omputre baX0r to t3h manufActurerr, and ahve tehm fit a new ahrD drve!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~ I WI7L HAX0R CAUSE Y0U R LAME LLUNIX0RIS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS WAREXZ, 4ND CANNOT BE REMOVDED WUITHoUT DESTROYING PART 0 TOR H4RD DISK SURFACE E 9 haZ youre son raduiclaly chanfed his appearance??????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????? IF YYOR S0N AHS UDNERGONE A SODDEN CDHANGEI N HIS STYLE OF DRWSS, YOU MAY HAVE 4 HAX0R N YOUR HADNS.. ahx0frz rtwnd to drtess 1n bRight, daY-glo colorZ,,, THEY MAY EWAr BAGGY ANTS, bRIGHTC OLFROED SIRRS AND SPiKY AHiR DYED INN bRIGHT XCOLROZ T O/\/\ATCH RTEHIR C7OTHES~~~ T hEY MAY TAK3 TOC4RRYING 'GLOW-TS1XOTS' AND SoME WEAR P4C1FEIRS RAOUnd THEIR NEX0rS!!!!!!!11 (ih sv3 o idea Why tehy od this)) there r ma|\|yy such ahX0rz in schools todaY, aNd ur son may ha\/e started to sssociate with tehm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~ mif u notice that your sosn gorup of d00des niclude LAJMERZ dresSed liek htis, it is tiem tO think 4bout a severe curfEw,t pr0tEct him from dsanggeouz influences!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~ 10 is youre sn struglgin acad3miCally????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????? cpome 2 my tp!!!!!!!!!!1 if yor s0n si failing ccourses iN sch0ol, po rp3rffrom1ng poroly no sprots taems, he may b3 iivn0lvedin a haXr0ig gRoop, sucjh as the infamous "otaku" ahX0r 4ssocaTion~~~~~~~ ExCeSSIVE TIM3 SPENT ON THE C0MPUTER, COMMUNICTAING WITH HIA FELLoW HAX0RS MAY CAUSET 3MPEROARY DAMAGE TO THE EYES AMND BRAIN, FORM THE ELECTORMAGNETIc RADISATIPN,,, THIS WILL VCUZ HIS MATKZ TO LIP DR4MATICDALLY, P4RTICULARLY IN DIFIFCUTL SUBJECTS SUCH AS MTAH, AN CHEMISTRY~ in extr3m ecasres, over-exposure to computer rad1ation can cauuz schizophr3nia, menimfgitis and oteh psychOlogical diseas3zx!!!!!111~~~ also, The fr3ducton in exercIsee may cuz hoim to 7ose MuisclE masz, and even to sARt gainin \/\/ieght.. LOLOLOLOLOLOLO FRO THE SAKE OF YOURE CH1LDZ MENTAL ND PHYSICAL HAE7TH, U MUDST PUT A STOP TO HIS HAX0RING, AND LIMIT HI SCOMPUTAR TIME DRZASICAL7Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
lol, see how gad damm L337 i am! fuk i need a rest from typeing after all that! LOL!!!!!
(BTW i dont hack mir accounds i am only joking i play around with BO2K and lil virus stuff with me m8`s)
BUT I AM GAD DAMM L337! i hate these forems they suk *** |
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