A guy driving a pickup truck pulled up to a set of traffic lights next to a Rolls Royce. He rolled down his window and shouted to the driver of the Rolls. "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls? I've got a phone in my Pickup truck!"The driver of the Rolls looked over and said snobbishly, "Yes, I have a phone."
The driver of the Pickup truck said, "That's great man! Hey, you got a TV in there? You know, I got a TV in the back seat of my Pickup truck!"
The driver of the Rolls, quite irritated by now, replied, "Of course, I have a television. A Rolls Royce is the finest luxury car in the world!"
The driver of the Pickup truck said, "Yes, a very cool car! Hey, you got a bed in there? I got a bed in the back of my Pickup truck!"
The driver of the Rolls, upset that he did not have a bed, sped away and went straight to the dealer, where he promptly ordered a bed to be installed in the back of his Rolls Royce. The next morning, he returned to pick up his car, and the bed looked superb. It came complete with silk sheets and a brass-trimmed headboard. It was
clearly a bed fit for a Rolls-Royce. So the driver of the Rolls began searching
for the Pickup truck. He drove around all day and finally found the Pickup truck late that
night. It was parked, with all the windows fogged up from the inside.
He got out and knocked on the window of the Pickup truck. When there wasn't any answer,
he continued knocking and knocking
until finally, the owner of the Pickup truck lowered the window, and stuck his soaking
wet head out. "I now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce," the driver of the Rolls stated arrogantly.
The driver of the Pickup truck looked at him narrowly and said, "You got me out of the shower to tell me THIS?!?!
Hope u like it =D btw my version of a pickup truck is not one of those rescue viechles the AAA use its more like the one from GTA u know the ones that drive like sh1t
